Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

by luckiePee-air November 04, 2009

The Riding Lawn Mower

When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.

After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.

by seminiferoustubules March 06, 2010

Your front lawn

a run-off of "your face", "your mom", ect.... usually used as a comeback. the ULTIMATE.....random comeback, used to make anyone walk away confused......

Morgan: I hate this class
Autumn: Your mom hates this class
Morgan: Your Dad...............in bed
Autumn: Your Brother
Morgan: Your computer
Autumn: Your front lawn!!!
Morgan: *becomes confused and walks away......*

END OF STORY

by Kursti Yoyoyiggityyo May 27, 2008

lawn knowme

short

yo that kats a lawn knowme

by jimmy buffet March 03, 2003

Mow your lawn

To perform a noisy service that keeps people awake.

Hey Janice! Next time your boyfriend's over to "mow your lawn", can it not be when people are trying to sleep?

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

potholes in your lawn

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".

If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.

by chrissypants August 18, 2006

mow your lawn

mow your lawn means shaving your dead grass! go go go go.

please mow your lawn.
that girl needs to mow her lawn.

by heroshima jones May 29, 2008