Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

hentai lord

Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.

Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!

by skrrts August 23, 2020

LORD TACHANKA

THIS MAN IS A BIG RUSSIAN MAN THAT CARRIES BIG LMG AND WILL CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE INCREDIBLE HULK BUT WITH GUNS

LORD TACHANKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME52637 March 15, 2021

Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017

Lord Dinga

Theeee most absolute bad ass thing you can think of. Lord Dinga loves his Dingus pickles and will do everything in his power to deep throat those pickles. You will know when you meet lord Dinga because he’s amazing and very horny. When you meet Lord Dinga he will make you his little bitch and you will bow to him whenever he says.

I just saw the most absolute bad ass, horny and amazing thing ever! He deep throated the fuck out of some pickles and make me never forget him.

I love Lord Dinga

by Lord Dingas bitch October 01, 2021

NEENJAH LORD

Diana and her kik-ass save the world moves, like Chuck Norris

Diana was round-house kicked in the face by the NEENJAH lord causing quite a paradox.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 10, 2008

Dear lord

What you say when you don't believe what you just heard, and are displeased by it as well. Can be used in place of smh to make your displeasure more known.

He still hasn't gotten a girlfriend? Dear lord, that's sad.

by briguy117 November 15, 2019