Not to be confused with

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about

Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it

by AdeemI December 28, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023

Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022