Musk-eteer

Any person who blindly protects Elon Musk from any criticisms ad if they’re in a cult and Musk is their god.

You better be careful what you say or else the musk-eteers will come out to get you.

by Elleicia April 25, 2022

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elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

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elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

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musk it up

To fuck a good thing up for narcissistic or egotistical reasons.

- Man, twitter used to be such an inspiring place for everyone to exchange ideas.
+ True that, but then he came along, fired the whole crew, reinstated all the klanbro accounts, renamed it X and made it "pay to win"...
- Yeah, he really musked that platform up!
+ Only he can musk it up this colossally.

by wittchenstein November 19, 2023

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elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

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