minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

heroin mullet

Excellent word coined by courtney love for beautiful asymetric feathered mullets sported by rock star gods.
yummy - prefrebaly dark and greasy

Julians heroin mullet makes me want him in my bed

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

Filthy Mullet

Filthy Mullet

aussie slang; The sexiest hairstyle any aussie could have

1st person : "look at that sexy cunt"

2nd person: "noshh, fucken filthy mullet"

by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019

forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.

My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

by JayAC March 7, 2019

mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.

Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.

by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019

Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.

OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!

by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021