A guy and a girl in a steam room are about to have sex with the girl on her period. The guy lights the girl's bush on fire, parts the red sea and comes back "down the mountain" with blood clots all over him.
by Nickisick March 28, 2015
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by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009
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the facial hair on a mouse or rodent; generally is just a mustache, but can also be a goatee, van dyke (a mustache and goatee combination commonly confused with goatee), or mutton chops
by Dangerfield S. Burnside December 5, 2010
Get the mousestache mug.When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.
That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.
by Realityman March 19, 2012
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Get the mooses knuckle mug.A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.
by SgtSapper May 31, 2019
Get the Moses turd mug.Kid knows 99% of the bibble however he will find any chance to kiss the coaches ass or absolute cock slobber each and every teacher in order to bump up his shit grade. This ugly dumbass has collected all 6 virginity stones and still manages fuck himself over every day. Shattered spine Stewart (or split spine Stewart) has 1 friend and that’s his dog with severe diabetes. Big yikes in the chat for this one
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