Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

by Moist Jeb May 10, 2019

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 11, 2021

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 22, 2022

Moist Pidgeon

A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher

(Caugh Mr Smith)

Hello MOIST PIDGEON

by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020