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Moises

So cute sooo sexy just want to cum inside him
His dick is sooo good and juicy Moises
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Moist Board

The Moist Board is an Internet bulletin board where cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiasts of science fiction post their fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of a wide variety of sci-fi works.

The ‘Moisties’, or members of the Moist Board, are a lively, freewheeling, eclectic group, originally brought together by a mysterious figure using the nom de web ‘Stallion Cornell’. The origins of many of the Moisties are shrouded in myth, however, it is an established fact that even discussing a possible connection between a Moistie and the Illuminati is a bannable offense on their bulletin board.

While widely highly regarded and respected among the other members of the Internet’s sci-fi community, the Moisties are not without their eccentricities, that include: a pathological revulsion of the word ‘cockatiel’, near reverence for David Hasselhoff, and the arcane ability to hack cell phones.
Did you read Stallion Cornell’s last review of Battlestar Galactica on the Moist Board? I don’t know who he is, but that guy really knows what he’s talking about!
by AuntyMouse April 23, 2009
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moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.
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Moist

An adjective used to describe anything that's exciting .
A Synonym for cool, agreeing, true, hot, sexy ,
Wow.!!. those shoes are seriously Moist!

That's moist!
Moist that> ( true date)
by Taykit April 21, 2019
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Moiser Grois

A friendly insult used to jibe a close friend that has acted increduously.

Or, an expression of utter disbelief.

Used mostly in the Jewish/Yiddish influenced communities around South East London, post the mass influx of Russian Jews to the East-End. Sometimes adopted into (Cockney Rhyming Slang) by the more traditional elements of the Big Smoke.
"What the hell are you doing with that water pistol in an airport you Moiser Grois?!"

Or, "Moiser Grois! I didn't know that cheese was fermented!"
by David Mentiply May 14, 2006
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moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
by gnostic1 November 9, 2012
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Moist

Describing something cool, dank, fire, flame, sick, or tubular. Or a combination of all the above.
That party was moist as fuck!

Jewbedew:" Yo! temple was so moist today!"
Nick: "yeah bruh!"
by Jewbedew August 28, 2015
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