Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.

"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

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Mohamed turki

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Mohamed turki
Fuck off

by Jfifurhrdbkdeoeii November 21, 2021

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Mohammed Bestun Faith

being incredibly broke that you’d have to beam ur friend for $7 so you can afford food
other words: pooron, poor, broke.

Mohammed Bestun Faith mnala 7izakaya ka $7 adze

by veewastaken April 18, 2022

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Alyssa Mohammed is a beautiful specimen. LIKE DAWG IDK HOW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CHARASMATIC. SHE SOO FINE AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE SO BEAUTIFULLY FIESTY

However before alluh men start simping for she SHE BELONGS TO ME ( not in the controlling way ofc)

SHE IS MINESS IM NOT SHARINGG
SHE SO ADORABLE
I WANNA BITE SHE FACE
IT HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANNA TYPE BUT CAN'T

cough nice ass cough

She's mine tho

Alyssa Mohammed is the most beautiful creation there is

Alyssa Mohammed is amazing

Alyssa Mohammed belongs to Nibby

by takeurmom August 7, 2025

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