Mikey

A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He

(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.

by Billy Juul June 27, 2021

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.

There's something about Mikey.

by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021

Mikey

Mikey is a person with a decent personality and can be kind and considerate sometimes he can also be a good friend.

Person ; how do you view Mikey

Person 2: he is a good person

by Mikey____3 November 24, 2021

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mikey

he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet

mikey cool asf

by heybyelol November 23, 2021