Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
Get the Microwave Timemug. Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
by Spidtar February 2, 2023
Get the microwaving ricemug. Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
Get the Microwave Cheesemug. by Condom Ren June 20, 2022
Get the microwavingmug. Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
Get the Microwave Addictionmug. by michealsuxs April 17, 2024
Get the microwavedmug. This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
Get the Suzie Microwavemug.