Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)

"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"

by im not michaeling July 6, 2020

Michael

A boy that works very hard and is trying his best while others are oblivious to it. If you don’t understand something he says he will attempt to explain it to you and not just ignore your confusion. He has a hard time expressing himself but give him time and he’ll come around. If you’re walking with him and he goes too fast he will slow down if you ask him to. He is a great friend and partner if you’re up for it.

Look, Annie; there’s Michael!

by ash_rain January 31, 2021

Michael

Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL

It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning

by joz321 June 16, 2022

Michael

Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋

-K.E.I.S

Michael in such a goof ball but, a good ball that I love

by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020

Michael

Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.

A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!

by not_evil February 18, 2021

Michael

little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.

ME: you know that bitch named michael?
Them: hate that guy
Me: ikr his sister has a fatass tho

by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020

Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.

Threat level: 9.8/10

Weaknesses: None

Person 1: "hey look it's Michael"

Person 2 (wise): *starts running*

by Rootwalla March 27, 2022