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Michael

Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
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Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
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a person who is annoying but always there for me...
MICHAEL SHUT UP U R ANNOYING ME
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who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf
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Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.
“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
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Michael found a new boyfriend.
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michael likes water
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