Heterosexual

No homo, full erectus

I am heterosexual for that cock bro

by No homo, no erectus September 18, 2020

Metrosexual

A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.

straight man in denial of his homosexuality

by Danny May 13, 2005

Metrosexual B

Metrosexual B is a less apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual B men are not physically "metro." They tend to be fans of more "metro" activities and interests but it is not present physically. Activities of Metrosexual B men include but are not limited to: musicla theatre, celebrity gossip, appreciating fashion, and ocassionally dressing well.

The counterpart of Metrosexual B is Metrosexual A.

Greg's friend's thought he was a closet metro when they found him listening to the soundtrack from "Moulin Rouge!" but he's really just Metrosexual B.

by Alex Harm October 24, 2007

Metrosexual

A fag who hasn't come out of the closet yet.

A: Lol, James said he's a metrosexual...
B: Wait, doesn't that mean he hasn't expressed how he's really a homosexual?

by loliewlol March 31, 2009

heterosexual men

a mistake; not normal; too common; avoid at all costs; disgusting

girl 1: look at those heterosexual men
girl 2: eww

by manhater111111111 October 12, 2022

Metrosexual

A homosexual man who is still in the closet.

BOB N. PETERS (fictitious person) says he's a metrosexual. When will he come out of the closet?

by JIM NEIGHBORS January 29, 2009

Metrosexual

Intellectual, well dressed men who get ignorantly dubbed as homosexual just for being better looking than the average male population.

Celebrity Metrosexuals include Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Hugh Jackman

by suburbanpictionary.com December 6, 2003