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crop top melon head mexican child 

dora the fucking Explorer is a crop top melon head mexican child
7 years of age until the Season 5 episode "Dora's Big Birthday Adventure", in which she turns 8. She's 10 years old in Dora and Friends: Into the City!. In Dora and the Lost City of Gold she's 16 years old. but still looks 4 + a crop top melon head mexican child don't get mad
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Melon Plucker 

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
Melon Plucker by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Melon Time 

Hey Kids it's melon time!
Melon Time by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

sloppy melon 

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
sloppy melon by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

melon off 

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.
melon off by thebigheed June 13, 2007

Melonball-Tittyballs 

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

Melon Head 

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.
Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
Melon Head by Molech March 30, 2013