by EmJayee February 3, 2020
Get the Open Leg Megmug. When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.
by Tweedle Dee September 17, 2012
Get the Meg rentalmug. When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.
"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"
by blackout meg October 26, 2020
Get the Meg Blackoutmug. "Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.
Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...
by xXx_familyguylover69420_xXx June 4, 2021
Get the Megmug. Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.
Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"
by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022
Get the Megmug. A pioneering spirit, one who lives life to the fullest.
Meg was a spirited and enterprising redhead during New Zealand’s Central Otago's gold rush of the 1860s, memorialized by a turbulent section of the Kawarau River. She was one of two enterprising women in town, the other lass known as Gentle Annie.
Meg was a spirited and enterprising redhead during New Zealand’s Central Otago's gold rush of the 1860s, memorialized by a turbulent section of the Kawarau River. She was one of two enterprising women in town, the other lass known as Gentle Annie.
by Vickers Rage November 14, 2023
Get the Roaring Megmug.