Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

couple's massage

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.

Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.

by sgtinf February 8, 2020

Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

nibble massage

A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.

My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)

by Zen Unicorn May 31, 2016