opposite marriage

see "Divorce"

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.

by dichron April 22, 2009

White Marriage

1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)

In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...

by raphion December 21, 2008

marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.

She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement

by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012

Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.

Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.

by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022

Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023

Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021