john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
by kid ravioli January 19, 2009
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I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!
by Hanzo May 28, 2004
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I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.
by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011
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"I think we would like it to be more reliable," Katz-Bassett said. "It's orders of magnitude less reliable than the telephone network right now. I think it should be pretty possible to get it closer."
(From a Yahoo! news report)
(From a Yahoo! news report)
by sayasan April 12, 2008
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Harrison Ford has manitude out the wazoo.
by Dexter345 December 13, 2005
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Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
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