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red rocket maintenance

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
by kid ravioli January 19, 2009
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high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.
I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!
by Hanzo May 28, 2004
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High Maintenance East Coast Tough Guy

East Coast Tough Guy living in San Francisco, talks it up more than the average ECTG without actually coming through on countless empty promises and bold statements... shows distinctive high maintenance feminine traits, possibly linked to his city of residence... unreliable...
takes up to 5 hours to decide what food to order...
by cormac breslin February 4, 2004
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Sean Maitland

The top try scoring winger in the 2011 Rugby Super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the All Blacks. Possibly because he is homosexual.
I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.
by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011
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orders of magnitude

A hyperbolical and completely unnecessary adverbial phrase in techie or business-speak that simply means "much" or "considerably".
"I think we would like it to be more reliable," Katz-Bassett said. "It's orders of magnitude less reliable than the telephone network right now. I think it should be pretty possible to get it closer."

(From a Yahoo! news report)
by sayasan April 12, 2008
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manitude

The extent of one's masculinity.
by Dexter345 December 13, 2005
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Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
by Ando2 February 23, 2010
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