by blooming roses January 30, 2019

Colin has an offspring of multiple gay people. He has two dad's, two grandparents, and two uncles. There are only 2 girls in his family... His dog Sarah and his paret Gale. He is also secretly fucks his football couches to get his starting position as running back
by Colin burger November 12, 2019

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
by FancyD August 21, 2016

I finally broke up with Jason, and now he's calling me non-stop and showing up at my house crying. This shit is way too much Hollywood for me.
by dipsys April 4, 2015

a southern phrase that when translated literally it means "how much longer do you have", "how much longer do you think", or just "how much longer?" This a usually a question of time.
Dad: How much you like on them dishes boy?
Son: Bout done pop!
Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes
Son: Bout done pop!
Woman: Honey, I know you're excited to leave for the bluegrass festival but I HAVE to finish this laundry!!
Man: Well, how much you like?
Woman: About 20 more minutes
by Guslab July 9, 2010

by Amigo July 23, 2004
