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girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex
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The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.
by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019
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Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
Wow!!! That Max is taking 25 inches!!!
by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019
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Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.
Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend
by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018
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He gets all the boys in town #boysforlife
Max gets with all the boys
by Maxgayyy May 30, 2019
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Although most of the definitions are positive for the name max, there are some downfalls to it. There are pros and cons to everything and this is one of them. Max is usually a self loathing lazy person. People who are named max often enjoy gaming (maybe a little to much...), take things to personally (especially if they didn't get to have something their way), they don't like to make or eat real meals for themselves, & they have a very hard time owning up to things they did they don't like taking responsibility. A max is usually an annoying younger brother who is spoilt and annoys the hell out of their older siblings. People named max have a lot of creativity and potential if they only strive to earn it. A max will usually not be able to get their way because of their emotions and not being able to control them.
Sister: Sorry max but its my turn to watch tv.
Max: Mom said I had 2 hours to play games on my xbox>:c
Sister: Its been 5 hours.....
Max: I F**KING HATE THIS FAMILY I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE !!!!!!..... -Stomps off to room and slams the door-

Example 2:

Boss: Sorry max, you're fired. You have missed a week of work without notice or call.
Max: So.
Boss: You failed your responsibility.
Max: WELL FUCK YOU THEN I HATED THIS JOB ANYWAYS YOU FAT F**K
by Agirlwhojustknowspeoplewell February 6, 2018
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Short name for D.C artist (Maxdadon)
by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017
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