Lorenzo

If you know a Lorenzo you should know to stay away Lorenzos are the most assholes ever thay will try to steal your girl (but is very ugly) so ya stay away from them they smell like cheese to

Yo Lorenzo is a douche

by Boi826 May 12, 2019

Lorenzo

A boy who is a year younger than you who is a HUGE perv. He likes your friend but says he’d fuck you and your other friend. He doesn’t respect you and will most likely bully you about your pictures. If you ever become friends with a lorenzo, BLOCK IMMEDIATELY!

Girl: Omg this random person texted me saying he would tort fuck me.
Girl 2: EW he must be a lorenzo.

by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019

ampullae of lorenzini

pores in a sharks nose which allow it to sense things from far away

Shark1: Do you sense that?
Shark2: Yes I do because I have ampullae of lorenzini!

by Bob Joe Johnny Billd June 9, 2009

Loren

Loren is girl who loves using the number 8 mid-sentence, mid-word even. Loren is someone who can't sleep and is scared of the dark. Loren is very creative and makes good cards when she can be fucked.

Woah look at Loren she's using the number 8 in a card while not sleeping

by Garth Calhoon June 1, 2010

Lorenzo

A sexually inadequate husband who accepts his wife's pussy is her solely property and she alone decides which men she will fuck,even if it means denying her husband. His only access to her pussy is to clean it of the ejaculate of males she chooses to fuck.

Ashley fucked Baby Los while Lorenzo sits in a dark corner and masturbates quickly

by Shitfaceemoji July 11, 2017

loren

a man created in the throes of passion between 2 hippys a vw microbuss and alien insemination, raised in a quiet mountain town he attempted to maintain a lifestyle of normalcy all the while learning slowly that his life was in fact a bad indie film. In the later years he learned much about transgender love vicariously through the exploites of his mothers love life and attempted to gel into society quietly but is constantly held in a stream of social insanity.

Dude shit happens to loren that usually only exists in a b movie

by Entropy242 August 27, 2011

Lorenz

The most hottest coolest girl you'll ever meet . Girls like Lorenz go for guys like Jayden and Cameron . They are laid back and also have the ultimate squad goals . Lorenzs are always with the popular kids but are unique in there own way

Wow look at Lorenz she's hot
Lorenz and Jayden are #goals

by Lola139 January 11, 2016