Lolcow

(n) A lolcow is the victim of being hyped/gassed up over something unflattering or embarrassing. Often associated as a part of bullying and the Lolcow being unaware.

Back in middle school I thought I was so cool for dancing when others said "dance white boy, dance!" when in reality I was being bullied and really not good at dancing. Yup, I was a lolcow.

by DaltDun January 17, 2025

Lolcow

Lolcows are selfish people who usually at one point were a memed person, but upon realization that they are a memed person. They fail to understand they shouldn't attempt to be funny. They end up selfish for money or fame and just get no-where.

Also a synonym for Elon Musk, but with the accepting of... well actually wait there is none.

Not to be confused with meme as memes are funny.

"Chris chan is such a meme" - N. Obdy
"No he is a lolcow, like elon" -Eve Won

by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025

Lolcow

Someone like Ervin. Laughed at for actions that are meant to be taking seriously but can't be taken seriously.

Ervin got scammed by someone on the other end of the planet, he is a lolcow

by Rifq April 23, 2025

Lolcow

Someone who has big breasts and posts funny memes on X.

"She posted another funny meme on twitter!"
"Wow, she's such a lolcow."

by Desyvero June 24, 2025

Lolcow

Someone you milk for laughs

I saw a video of a woke freak, she's my new lolcow

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 8, 2025

Lil Lellow

A cringe sound cloud rapper who makes unrecognizable lyrics and lethal levels of cringe YouTube videos

Guy 1: Did you see Sam made a Rap Channel

Cale: Yeah he is such a Lil Lellow

by JacobSheff79 April 26, 2020

Average Lollander

Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.

Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'

by LevB3 March 5, 2022