Lentil Muncher

An idiotic, lazy or incompetent person

Dave did absolutely no work today, what a lentil muncher

by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026

Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Full-lengths

hair tried to be worn attractively framing your face, but in reality, it looks like stringy carp hanging off your scalp

"Way to mess up your full-legnths"

by Mac November 1, 2003

Meccing Lentil

A mythical creature with a rubbery face, an abundance of hair, and long claws. A documentary, done by Abuda North Coast Productions, called "Attack of the Meccing Lentil" can be found circulating in underground movie and monster enthusiast circles. In the case of the movie, the Meccing Lentil turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by Billy.

Ahhh! Run for your lives, it's the Meccing Lentil!

by geekordork November 16, 2003

man length

An erect appendage, more commonly found on a man.

"The other day i saw a movie which consisted of various women sampling man length".

by b-sampler December 8, 2010

Boobie-Length

Secret man code for letting your hair stylist know she can cut your hair anyway she wants to as long as she rubs her boobies on you during the process.

What haircut today? Boobie-Length, he replied with a boyish grin.

by Goldthing December 28, 2011

labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012