A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
by RLYSMRT March 07, 2011
A derogatory term used to describe a person that is unaware of their ignorance on a certain topic despite insistence that they know what they are doing.
The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.
In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.
In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
"I'm not going to call a plumber honey because I can do it."
Wife responds, "Lemon face."
Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.
Sarah Palin
Pete Griffin
Any noob that insists competence
Wife responds, "Lemon face."
Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.
Sarah Palin
Pete Griffin
Any noob that insists competence
by artivous13 January 04, 2010
The act of having vaginal intercourse. Once the male has ejaculated inside the woman, he then proceeds to urinate into the woman's vagina. After this has happened the woman proceeds to push both the ejaculate and the urine out of her vagina.
I totally lemon pied my girl friend last night.
Dude I introduced pee into the relationship by lemon pieing my girl last night.
Dude I introduced pee into the relationship by lemon pieing my girl last night.
by Sqaides February 12, 2011
The frontman of the Beets, brilliant song writer and musical Jesus. Decieved by the succubus Yoko Onion. He is bigger than Jesus and greater than you. Bow down.
by MemesForSand January 03, 2017
Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.
Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
by fcknbobfrank October 26, 2018
"Proverbial Lemon" refers to anything that doesn't function properly. Commonly used for cars which have problems no one can fix, it can also refer to a flashlight, a radio, or anything mechanical.
Captain Picard: The Federation may be buying a "Proverbial Lemon". (Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Price")
by The Slang Overwatcher October 18, 2017
by poohbear1539 July 22, 2008