lumberjack

A gay man who behaves straight, as in Monty Python's famous sketch, "The Lumberjack Song."

"Don't let his flannel shirts and stubble fool you. He's a total lumberjack."

"No! I thought he was straight!"

by FreeLuv November 15, 2004

Oregon Lumberjack

Proceeding to dress your girlfriend as a stereotypical lumberjack and tell her to yell timber! as you cum all over her face

Dude I got a citation for a noise complaint because my girlfriend gave me an Oregon Lumberjack

AWESOME

by GHhoodlum November 13, 2010

Lumberjack

A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.

Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.

by Tude November 12, 2008

Lamberto

Pretty dumb to be honest. the average lamberto has an IQ similar to a block of grapes

person 1: damn is that Lamberto
person 2: hes pretty dumb tbh

by Ella = dumb May 23, 2022

MORE LUMBER!!!

Definition 1: A random phrase to yell when you feel left out of a conversation

Definition 2: A phrase to type when you see 2 people fighting on facebook, to annoy them or to amuse yourself from their arguement

Hank: Gavin, you are such a dick!
Gavin: At least I have a dick!
Hank: How did you know!
Dillon: MORE LUMBER!!!
Gavin: What the fuck dillon! go fuck yourself, were having a serious conversation!
Dillon: MORE LUMBER?
Gavin: No! Get the fuck out!

by EnergyDrinks17 February 25, 2011

nathan lambert

a man with very bad luck, he dropped the lemon multiple times but doesn’t want to admit it
also needs to dye his hair pink

“why did that guy just get a lemon thrown at him?”
“must be nathan lambert”

by mollieh March 13, 2020

Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.

My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006