lance

addicted to sex + gay and down bad for his manz

lance: more daddy ahh ~~~

by wjshwhwhshhss December 13, 2021

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Lance Armdouche

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads

Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.

by Jamal9000 August 6, 2021

Lance Stroll'd

When Lance Stroll be's his classic blind self and hits you.

Daniel Ricciardo Got Lance Stroll'd at the 2024 Japanese Grand Prix

by Ace_Hamilton July 5, 2024

lance

lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.

girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"

by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020

Lancing

Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.

“Where you from?”
“Lancing”
“Where?”
“Brighton”

by lynnpone August 29, 2022

human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023