Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

Avril Lavinge

A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.

Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.

by Spartans! December 6, 2004

landing

1.an intermediate platform in a staircase
2.structure providing a place where boats can land people or goods
3.the act of coming down to the earth (or other surface)
4.the act of coming to land after a voyage

1.Bob's house had a beautiful landing.
2.The boat comes in at 3pm at the third landing.
3.The plane made a smooth landing.
4.The landing after the voyage was perfect.

by DavidW December 31, 2006

Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin

1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.

2.Proof Saddam still lives

3.Osama in undercover.

Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.

by N2Y3724 January 20, 2010

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010

Avril Lavinge

music artist, wears Hot Topic clothing/thrift stores, sings punk-pop just like Good Charolette & New Found Glory, spells Skater & Boy wrong.

Avril Lavinge sings.

by animal luva July 29, 2003