Jazzy Jared

The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg

WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!

by JuliePooly June 09, 2022

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 June 01, 2011

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021

Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.

Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.

by Big D Chris March 29, 2023

Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers

Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot

by jareddirosaisafaggot March 11, 2014

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG February 13, 2012