Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.

Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!

by figmooh June 24, 2010

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

Dip Jacked

The act of quickly steeling a scoop of chip dip from somebody; usually at parties or when watching T.V. while under the infuence of Marijuana.
Dip Jacking usually only happens when using a small bowl, as only one person can usually dip at a time.

Person X: "Hey I was going for the dip!"

Person Y: "Dip jacked bitch"

by jbowes December 20, 2010

The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

Chat Jacker

1. A person who interupts a conversation , either real life chat or on a computer and takes over the conversation thus killing the former convo thread and turning the attention of those interupted to the interupter.

2. Any one who takes a funny picture , thread joke ect from some one and posts it claiming it for there own before the original owner can post it.

Guy 1 " Hey man I was watching Tv last night and cought this show , the walking dead have you ever seen it?"

Guy 2 "No but i heard it S---"

Chat Jacker "Omg I saw a TV show on whales last night !! whales are epic blah blah blah!!!"

Guy 1 and 2 "Bro we been chat jacked

by Kdashfirestarter August 1, 2012

Weak Jacket

Slang: a weak stomach; easily nauseated; easily sickened.

I was having fun at the amusement park until I went on the roller coaster; I have such a weak jacket that I threw up on the loop, and the ride had to be shut down for cleaning.

by Mazzie73 June 8, 2013