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Live my life

Im not looking for a relationship i just want to live my life right now.
by silence28 March 16, 2021
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!
Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.
by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023
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LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
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long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.
English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out
by shreddietodie October 20, 2017
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