mushroom fluff

mushroom fluff is that fat layer that rolls off your sides when you were cloths that are 10 times to small on you and your a fat ugly whore

guy: o my god zoe put that shit away there a small children around

zoe: what did i do

guy: put that mushroom fluff away you fat skank

by mooseman95 April 8, 2009

cunt fluff

the delights that an elderly gent gets when playin with a purse.
also minge fuzz

guy: so yea i was playing with a purse and got covered in cunt fluff man

by jorjii November 26, 2007

bum fluff

The pointless and inevitably very dusty crap plastered onto the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit

by The incredibly smelly jerry May 16, 2003

fluff-nugget

A tool used to fluff your butt to avoid flat secretary butt. Many times, this tool will be hands.

Jenn used a fluff-nugget after sitting in a chair for eight hours.

by research scholar February 13, 2012

Fluff Shake

To fluff shake is to diarhrea. It is a liquid form of a fluff. It is derived from the fact that when you diarhrea it looks like a messed up milk shake was poured into the toilet.

Man, that bean burrito I had yesterday sure gave me a bad case of the fluff shakes.

Oops! I just fluff shaked in my pants.

by Poopty puepty pants April 18, 2005

bum fluff

having hair inbetween ur bum cheeks

stella guest has got bumfluff

by cock nose May 13, 2005

Brown Fluff

the brown bit's of turd mixed with fine fragments of toilet tissue that get left behind on the back of your toilet seat when you cannot be bothered to clean it.

got brown fluff?take two bottles of cleaner into the bathroom?? No! i just wipe my butt and go.

by addynmaddy December 14, 2012