Australia

How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!

David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday

Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 17, 2022

Australia

A place that doesn’t exist

Hey you know about ghosts?
Yeah they are like Australia, they don’t exist.

by Charles schwab November 14, 2018

The australia

Going down under to wipe your ass from front to back. Everything’s backwards south of the equator.

That dude looks like he wipes standing up or does the Australia.

by Certified psychopath July 19, 2025

Australia

One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.

American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.

by Veeto_cheeto September 29, 2023

Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘

Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world

by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021

Australia

A fucking bush fire

"Australia is on fire"

"Yeah no shit Sherlock"

by Dickbooster January 14, 2020

Australia

It's kinda like India if it was Russian but wasn't India nor was it Russian.

Australia

by Inni84 March 23, 2024