Torquay (Australia)

Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.

Bogan 1: Hey mate! How was Torquay (Australia)?

Torquay Victim: I require mental reevaluation.

by Tharassablastid January 9, 2023

Australia

An upside down country famous for its shitposters, vegemite and rampant 6 foot spider problem. Those who visit Australia are required to have a ground harness so that they do not fall into the sun.

The most common job in Australia is working at the shitpost plant.

by SMTElitist June 21, 2023

Australia

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"Have you ever been to Australia?"
"Yeah, and I got to meet Luke and Kevin."

by That guy on UrbanDictionary August 27, 2020

Australia

It didn’t exist. Why are you searching up a thing that doesn’t exist.

Have you been to Australia?
What is that?

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Therapy Lights Australia

Therapy Lights Australia, AKA TLA is Gold Coast, Australia based operation catering to the light therapy market primarily for the Australian market.

Have you tried near infrared therapy devices from Therapy Lights Australia?

by Therapylightsaustralia November 21, 2021

Australia

A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.

Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.

by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019

Australia

A rip-off of Texas.

Australia is a rip-off of Texas.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024