what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

by mysterymethod July 14, 2010

can I get a piece

Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)

Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?

by flappy August 20, 2004

Can i get a hot tub

wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.

Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!

by C_Luxurious August 31, 2010

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?

Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.

Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!

by jsells February 10, 2006

Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

by Fernisnothere September 02, 2021

I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.

How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023