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Canadas History

A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?

Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
by drrary February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"I'm hoping she's up for a lesson in Canada's History tonight. I bought an economy size maple syrup and I'm bringing on the pancakes."
by BPow February 4, 2010
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AP World History

A fun, interesting class, though that might depend on your teacher and your love for history >.> It's not as hard as people say, the outlines are not a burden if you do the pages the teacher assigns that same day, and not the night before they're due -_- A word of advice - if you don't like history, don't take that class because you will be bored there and will also bore your classmates with your negative atmosphere. xD
If you have an awesome teacher for AP World History, it will become your favorite class.
by Ovvanges April 9, 2009
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it requires one's jaw to drop enough to accommodate an antlered moose that is clutching the Stanley Cup filled in authentic Canadian maple syrup. Also known as the "Colbert Bump."
Canada is so cold that the only way to survive the winter is to hole up and consume Canada's History.

Canada's History is nothing without authentic maple syrup.

I love to study Canada's History as long as the Stanley Cup doesn't reek of farts.
by Canada Hot Sex Babe February 4, 2010
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Black History Month

The best month of the year when all of the great Black activists, athletes, inventors, scientists, scholars, musicians, poets, authors, architects, explorers, etc throughout history get the most recognition for their achievements. Africans have richest history in the world, as they are the ones who brought Mathematics, Science, Language, Architecture, Cosmetics, Art, Spirituality, Folklore, and so many other things to the world. And as for Black Americans, we are the ones who built America, and not just through free labor via slavery. It's so important for people to learn about historical figures such as Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, Malcolm X, Lewis Latimer (inventor of the carbon filament used in light bulbs), Benjamin Banneker (scientist, Almanac author, and farmer who built the first American clock and assisted in creating the city layout for Washington D.C.), Juan Garrido (first person in the Americas to cultivate Wheat), Garrett Morgan (inventor of the Traffic Light and the Gas Mask), W.E.B. DuBois (Pan Africanist civil rights activist who co-founded the NAACP), Kenneth Dunkley (inventor of 3D Glasses), George Crum (inventor of Potato Chips), and so many other monumental figures! Coincidentally, this month corresponds with many other events like National Heart Month, the Super Bowl, the NBA All Star Game, the Oscars, the Grammy's, and Valentine's Day.
"I gotta say, Black History Month is my favorite time of the year."
by IBTAL January 14, 2020
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AP US History

A course that although it claims to be about the world, is really all about China and Japan. The class is as good as the teachers make it. The test, on the other hand, is about how many essays you can write in the shortest time period.

If you want to do good, study general topics, not fact-for-fact. I did this and got a 5 on the AP exam. You do not need to be a nerd to pass this exam, nor spend all your time studying, i spent 30 mins every few days starting in April.
I took AP US History and got a 5, then had to take the crappy New York Regents still.
by Snakes on Plane September 15, 2006
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canadian history

-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.
first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.
by colbertnation#1 February 5, 2010
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