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holiday palooza

The time between Christmas day and New Years Day when there are many clearance sales going on at malls and department stores, when stores are so busy that you cant even walk a few feet without being trampled by other people!
Man, I don't know if I can stand to miss out on this year's holiday palooza. The sales are too good! But I'd better be their early, because all of the other tons of people will take everything good before I get the chance to!
by PrezzieLeah December 29, 2009
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extended holiday

Extended Holiday. Someone who is away and sent to county, federal, or state jail. Someone who is locked up and comming home soon.
You know Greg Boy is still on extended holiday. He gets back in 3 - 5 years.
by david pugh June 1, 2006
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fake holiday

A fake holiday is a holiday you celebrate with your closest friends, rather than with your selfish family.
I hate christmas, I wish we had a fake holiday we could replace it with.
by badboiclurb October 9, 2014
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Holiday Leftovers

Holiday leftovers refer to the people who are invited over for Christmas and don't leave until New Years.
Louis- "Are there still Holiday leftovers?"
Brianna-" Yeah, right on the couch and they're starting to go bad -_-"
by xBadBarbiex December 27, 2010
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Holiday Staredown

The look that parents give one another after realizing how much money 'Santa Claus' spent on Christmas that year while organizing finances; often occurs a few days after Christmas and results in yelling and frantic money saving until about February.
Little Child: What's wrong with mommy and daddy? They haven't made breakfast yet!

Older Child: ...Mommy and Daddy are busy paying bills. Stay in your room for a while, it's about time for a holiday staredown.
by SG16 January 1, 2010
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maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
by Dr Farnsbarn March 17, 2011
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Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.
Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.
by XaurreauX December 21, 2008
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