Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

Hipster

Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.

Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.

Don't be such a Hipster.

What a Hipster!

Mom, do you Hipster?

by Grundlefly April 6, 2014

Hipster

Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.

The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.

by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015

Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

by flycasual November 30, 2011

hipster

A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.

Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.

by Kredford45 January 27, 2015

Hipster

Rich White Trash.

"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"

by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013

Hipster

A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.

Omg, look at Odin, even his name says his hipster, let alone the coif and the rolled up jeans. lol.

by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 17, 2014