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Grease Trumpet 

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.
Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.
Grease Trumpet by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Grease Daddy 

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
Grease Daddy by omrizhaki January 26, 2019

Grease Neck 

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.
Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"
Grease Neck by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019

grease up a shit stain 

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.
"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

Grease Party

A social event involving multiple people dumping their fresh cooking grease down the kitchen sink in an attempt to clog the pipes. The first person to successfully clog the pipe wins. This event involves music, dance, and drinking in addition to the grease dumping.
Person 1: Yo, we're having a Grease Party at Greg's place. Bring your freshest cooking oil!

Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!
Grease Party by LucastheChi August 20, 2022

grease pony 

a slur , not specifically for anyone. just used for anyone for any reason.
you fucking grease pony !!!!

damn larry stop being such a grease pony
mariah stop getting offended like a grease pony