eighth grade

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.

Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)

by OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEE June 21, 2008

sandwich grade

A way of expressing that someone or something (or perhaps even some place) has exceptional qualities.

Sometimes also shown as SG on internet forums

Ahhhh man did you see the football last night? That goal was totally sandwich grade’!

by comedyfish June 4, 2009

gradeworm

Persons who lack natural intelligence that believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.

After the gradeworm failed to get straight A+s, his mother bashed him for 9 hours with a saucepan.

by I am Dog August 28, 2005

Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

6th Grader

A retarded little kid that starts the phase of trying to be cool like the older kids.

6th Grader: Bro, I sniffed a sharpie before going out to recess today
Other 6th Grader: Wow you must be turnt dude!

by TurntAF June 8, 2013

5th grade boner

jsut like 5th grade when all the blood rushes to your dick but ur dick itsnt fully devloped yet

Dang, Kate just showed me her boobs and now i got a 5th grade boner.

by laxbro99 November 30, 2011

gradeaux

pronounced (grah-doo)

similar to 'crud'. anything gross, dirty, dried-up stickiness, or nasty stuff that has become attached to something else.

someone splashed mud on me and now i have this gradeaux on my arm.

i have gradeaux on my teeth...didn't brush 'em this morning.

by linzzbob October 5, 2009