No maut I Just got Rocha’d

The act or process of being “capped” to then unfortunately getting scummed immediately after.

Me: “just acquired 5 yeans mad hype bro.”
You: “dude someone licked my yeans. No maut I just got rocha’d

by Perlsoutterchest February 18, 2022

(got) the hots for

when someone has a crush on someone but is afraid to blurt it out.

person #1: so, who you (got) the hots for?
person #2: i dunno

by idonotknowmyname June 28, 2013

Got a turd in your pocket?

What you say when someone wrongfully assumes you will be included in an undesirable activity. Another way of saying "what do you mean we?"

Holly: "I told my cousin we would help him move this weekend."
Ramon: "Got a turd in your pocket?"
Holly: "Excuse me?"
Ramon: "You said 'we' so you must be referring to yourself and the turd in your pocket. I have plans this weekend."

by mlamson January 8, 2011

i got 2 phones

used by little bitch boys to express their irritation at certain videos. usually on lgbt or feminist videos because they hate anyone who isn't a cishet man

random woman on tiktok: i just want men to take us seriously
the most boring man to ever walk the earth: i got 2 phones

by dannydevitoreal September 8, 2023

Ain't nobody got time for dat!

The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.

Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"

by Triford January 16, 2013

got it like that

has skill of getting what you want . when you want it

ex # 1

bob - man that girl is all over you .

stu - you know i got it like that dog

bob fo sure

ex # 2

pam - your probably fucking that guy already and its only been two dates.

shannon - girl he aint got it like that

pam - yea right

by ballonsky May 18, 2004

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008