Gabe-5442

coolest man ever, single, and hes cracked at fortnite

Oua me love gabe-5442

by xoAntisocial November 26, 2020

Gabes

short bald men...usually strong to the point of scary. Homosexual. Anger-balls.

Kiki: AHH! THOSE FUCKERS! I WANT TO GET HOME! I THINK I'LL KILL SOMEONE!

Lulu: Dude..don't be a gabe.

by Darla June 06, 2005

Gabe's Cookies

The most repulsive cookies this world has ever seen. Made under a bridge on a greasy stove top, on a rack.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen Gabe's cookies?
Guy 2: Nah, What do they look like?
Guy 1: Show's Guy 2 the Gabe's Cookies
Guy 2: *Commits Suicide*

by T3chSupp0rt July 07, 2018

gabe itches

A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.

:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*

by ThE RoBoT KiD December 08, 2019

Gabe time

Someone who is usually late or never shows up when he makes previous plans with friends

We waited up for you last night but we remembered that you were on gabe time so we figured you wouldn't come

by Ryan Atwood6789 June 30, 2010

Gabe Shirt

Any variety of 80's-style baseball T-shirt with a white body and colored sleeves/collar.

"I heard that Ragstock is having a sale on Gabe Shirts today."

by Redsleeves February 04, 2010

gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 28, 2020