fritty

Possessing a texture similar in nature to monkey brain.

This custard topped jello sure is fritty.

by Gulliver Foyle March 31, 2005

frittle

A middle school kid who thinks and acts like he/she is the coolest person in the world because he/she is in middle school, and doesn't realize when he/she gets to high school, he/she will crash and burn as a freshman.

The frittle threw a snowball at KJ.

by Dave Alcorn January 20, 2004

flottmeyer

the rare spineless male who has never and will likely never experience the touch of a female. eventually he turns to spectating sports relentlessly for his satisfaction and entertainment. expected to turn gay by thirty.

"Has that guy ever even gotten kissed?"
"Nah, he's a flottmeyer."

"Hey man, why don't you go out tonight, the baseball game isn't that important"
"Hey, I'm a flottmeyer, what do you expect?!"

by Jack Merriman November 11, 2007

Frittering

spending and wasting way too much time on the combination of facebook and Twitter

I was lazy today. I spent hours just frittering and doing nothing

by orourkeland April 30, 2009

Fotty

A girl who is fat, but dresses like she is hot.

The fat girl you see at Walmart in tiny shorts and a tight fitting tank top.

Look at that fat girl in those tight and revealing clothes! What a fotty!

by xSirus May 15, 2013

Miss Fotti

A woMAN with bestial like power with muscles that could cruch threw a steel door. Often throws hot soup n children and screams loud common quotes include:
"MRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"iT LEAST IF YOU TRY IT YOU CNAT GO MRAGHHHHHHHHHHH!
"HA HA HA HA IM A FUCKING CHILD MURDERER"

miss fotti AKA. THE WITCH

run its the wicked witch of the west "miss fotti"

by Mragggggh woman January 4, 2009

Frotter

A made up term meaning "some-one who has a dirty mind." i personally use the word alot, although people don't understand. i wonder why...:p

see that dude who goes to the strip-club every week? "yeh, what about him?" he's a frotter

by Mad Sam purple'ead January 4, 2005