Pittsburg Poop Festival

An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.

Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!

by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020

Joce Festival

Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.

Aye you wanna go to Joce Festival later?

by joce festivities March 26, 2021

Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.

I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.

Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018

Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

by SW3518 December 27, 2010

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025