piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

by fart fycker October 8, 2020

Sparkel Farter

A person or persons that think they are above others and to good for you. They often are snobs and narcissist. They often think their shit don't stink. They mainly live on You Tube that's the place they love to sparkel fart on everyone.

I came across a Sparkel Farter on You Tube today and they seemed to be a big snob. There nose was so far up in the air that there nose bled.

by Triggered Minds January 3, 2021

fareeda

a unit of measurement-several kilogramgs--often drug related weights.

i need a fareeda of the dank shiiiat

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Farte Blanche

A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.

It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!

by Razenby August 29, 2013

farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

Farther

Sneak over to Tanner's house in the middle of the day without him knowing and take a picture of his house.

Hey let's go farther today and peg his window with oranges.

by Marcius Firath March 3, 2011