Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

empty

baiting your teammates , doesn't play for team.

that kid is trash he only empty frags roaming

by nubzya-r6number1champ March 21, 2021

Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore

Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty

by Yenia August 31, 2021

Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation

Sorry I was Emptying Bladder

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

going empty

carrying an unloaded firearm

"yeah, James is going empty to the fight"

by katelinner January 31, 2015

full moon and empty legs

In other words, "Bring it all in"

When there is a full out. Full moon and empty legs.

by Maxxy9458 November 15, 2016