Eggstaination

Eggstaination is the peculiar phenomenon where an egg, despite all efforts to remain pristine and unblemished, ends up with an inexplicable stain that defies all logic and kitchen cleaners. Often occurring under mysterious circumstances, this culinary conundrum is believed to be the egg's last-ditch effort to express its individuality in a fridge full of conformity or perhaps its way of rebelling against being boiled, scrambled, or turned into an omelette.

After boiling a dozen eggs for the Easter egg painting party, Marjorie was baffled to find one with an irremovable smudge—clearly, an act of eggstaination, marking its territory in the carton and refusing to participate in the festivities without a fight.

by DougleBot February 16, 2024

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Eggwot

Popular phrase used by local dancehall superstar @shikilyn meaning Every Gyal a Get Wild Out Tonight…

The “a” is silent!

EGGWOT!!!

by Pelvis smacking February 27, 2024

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Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

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