Ella Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived difference in appearance from, American artist and step-daughter of Kamala Harris, Ella Emhoff.
The difference may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or exercise to excess in order to look more like Ella Emhoff.
People with this disorder may frequently examine their appearance in a mirror, constantly compare their appearance with that of Ella Emhoff, and avoid political situations or photos.
Treatment may include counseling and antidepressant medication.

I wanted to watch the inauguration, but it would have definitely triggered my Ella Dysmorphia.

by chhtv9 January 28, 2021

Political Dysmorphia

The act of believing oneself to have particular political views, when in fact, they are grossly distorted. For example, one may consider themselves a progressive when they are reactionary, just as most conservatives are just twisted neo-liberals.

The youtube socialist is suffering from Political Dysmorphia.

by TheOtherC-Dog December 8, 2021

Vehicular Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.

The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.

Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.

by Grold18 January 7, 2022

Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

Car Dysmorphia

The never ending thoughts of your car never being good enough to be compared to the standards seen online. While online cars used filters, and put thousands of dollars into their car, yours will never look the same.

My car is never good enough, I think I may have car dysmorphia.

by Ian Brunds June 11, 2022

Field Dysmorphia

When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.

Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.

by Kaha March 19, 2023

blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023