doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

Doopfuck

An incredibly ugly, unattractive, rude, stupid looking, or dumb person.

Guy 1: I was at a restaurant, and then this big ol fucking doopfuck walks over and starts trying to start shit
Guy 2: He sounds like a real ugly asshole

by Neoshrimp May 11, 2022

Doof

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.

Dude! This is important, don't doof it up!

by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

doof

use the exact same as fuck

You got doofed on that deal.
What a stupid doof.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

doofistic

Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky

Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

doofanger

A thing that pops up and tells you that you have new emails when they are pretty much all from one person.

"...the worst part tho was i felt really loved cos the doofanger popped up and said u have 5 new emails and they were pretty much all from you :P But thanks anyway!"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn September 19, 2006