Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving

I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking

by ben2020 October 5, 2013

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 1, 2016

emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

parrot dock

Any spot where the people just copy and regurgitate each other's ideas, an echo chamber.

I was looking to broaden my mental and artistic horizons, so I avoided the parrot dock like the plague.

by Agent Cryptic March 30, 2017

jace dockx

The most awesome and sexy kid that you will ever meet. Dick size is approximately 12 inches. If Jace Dockx were ever to be in a fight he would win. And immediately if girl were to see him there panties will drop.

Dude i wish i was like Jace Dockx
Dude me too

by 0000000000001a April 7, 2017