STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Directional Philosophy

Directional Philosophy: A doctrine in philosophy; methods that are produced to further knowledge in the fields of philosophy by using a technique that has been crafted by a philosopher to obtain a specific direction being undergone, directions are describing specific actions, i.e. group actions, formulas, formats, techniques, or methods being subscribed too that describe ways for philosophers to achieve becoming philosophers.
By using directional philosophy I found a modern method to use for philosophers to share with the entire city a protest I made about civil rights.
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directional peace

A thought given by God telling you what to do accompanied by a very, very strong feeling of joyous peace.
I was thinking about what I should be doing career--wise, but directional peace said, "Stay put." So I stayed at the library another one or two years.
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Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.
(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."
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Direct Appliances

A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.
"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."
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Direct messology

The study of sliding into persons DM's and the first impression of two subjects.
Dmitricus Fields teaches his class Direct Messology to avoid awkward conversations.
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When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.
I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go
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